Can I get in the chair and have some laughing gas?

Today was the first time I have ever taken my kids to the dentist. Minus the time we were out of town and Zak chipped his tooth and had to have it capped. We were long overdue. Now really, why I would say "yes" to the 8:00 appointment is beyond me. I have high expectations. I didn't really think about the fact that I would need to feed all 3 kids and get them dressed and at the dentist at 7:45 to fill out paperwork. It nearly killed me. So I'm there on a stomach void of food but with a few sips of coffee. Yeah, not a great start either. I had to fill out 8 pieces of paper - 8 people - do we really need to fill out 8???????????? Granted it was 4 per child, but still. I had to take one to the bathroom during that process. No wonder they told me to get there at 7:45 to "fill out paperwork". As I'm filling out the paperwork, I notice a stinky smell and pray someone just has gas. As it lingers, I know I'm not that lucky. But it's a good thing I had Andy run the diaper bag out to me just as I was pulling out of the driveway, or that would have been a disaster. Only a bigger disaster was that I didn't have a diaper in the diaper bag. So now, my stinky kid and 2 other terrified kids are all back in the exam room. All the sudden, Zak notices that the rash that was on his cheeks yesterday has now spread to his arms and says in his loudest voice "Mom, now my rash is on my arms, oooooohhhhh nnnnnoooooooooo". I know that hygienist who just walked in and got a whiff of stink and a look at Zak's rash was wishing she had come to work late. I'm just going to skip the whole X-ray, gagging part and move on. To the fact that Zak has 5 cavities. For someone who brushes his teeth twice a day religiously, I can't believe he has 5 cavities. Worse yet, that means fillings. I'm basically nauseous now. I don't know if its because I don't want to bring him back for the fillings, because I haven't had a thing to eat, or because I've been smelling poop for the last 45 minutes. We finally leave an hour after we darkened their door and I am ready to call it a day and go back to bed. But I can't, because its only 9:00 in the morning. And I have an entire day ahead of me.